As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2010- Remember

Sent to me from my good friend Bobbi

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2010- Remember

1. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary..

2. The difference between the Pope and Your boss,
the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

3. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.

4. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in
the bathroom.

5. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.

6. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the
impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

7. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a
Large trash can.

8. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never
Point the wrong way...

9. Be who you are and say what you feel!
Because those that matter, don't mind!
And those that mind, don't matter!